The latest installment of Vampirella vs Dracula confirms that the feckless, gormless Joe Harris would better serve humanity as a hobo residing beneath a highway overpass than as any kind of writer. I'm not going to blame the editor for this claptrap, no one could fix this and there's no point in checking grammar as only a handful of people would ever read it anyway. And the publishers have clearly given up on the title if they allow something like this to see the light of day. The only rational explanation for how this person could end up a published comics writer is if his father is Stan Harris, the previous publisher of Vampirella, and he negotiated a deal for his son when he sold out to Dynamite. Hey, that actually makes sense. I'm going to go with that as it's the only thing that doesn't leave me mad as Hell about this fiasco.